wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via strictlyteen)

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via hey-itsbunny)

pizzagangster:

👽🌴🌙🌊

(Source: foreverkimk)

Timestamp: 1411958208

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via earthtosusana)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via hey-itsbunny)

earthtosusana:

primadonna-hustler:

I really, really love this.

❤️

(Source: solar-citrus)

Timestamp: 1411882873